Hot Mars 69

Hot Mars 69 actually hurt my ears while I played it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEu4JGT05rk This game is the next in the storied history of Ghost_RUS Games. They constantly release some of the worst trash on Steam that barely functions as a video game. It seems Ghost_RUS has now discovered the ease of using Game Guru to create terrible creations, but of course it's very evident that even using the laziest game developing engine is too much of a challenge for them. Hot Mars 69 is an FPS filled with Game Guru stock assets, awful pathfinding and the worst sounds I've experienced in a long time, The gameplay is incredibly simple. You have a stock asset gun that shoots lightning with more ammo than you would ever need. One shot will kill all the enemies which slowly meander towards you while you go through some corridors, followed by a horrendous open area. The enemies pathfinding is bad, even for Game Guru. I had enemies walk backwards towards me, get stuck on objects or inside ...

All of the enemy models have the same generic 'rarrrr!' sound effect & either only the first enemy has any patrol path programmed or the only reason it attack me through the closed door is because it is positioned so close to the door that I was within its hitbox OR none of the enemy models have any patrol path programmed at all, they all just stand in place and do their limited animation over and over; all our GameGuru friends are here, weird alien with arms up over the shoulders withs their elbows flopping down and either vibrating because the animation is too fast or because they are colliding with the terrain, grey alien who has Hellraiser syndrome, black alien/insect thing with scythes coming out the back and they are mostly facing away from the linear path and because they have no movement programmed they won't turn to face you. I was convinced that the game had somehow spawned me at the end and I was going through the path backwards because so few of the enemy models were facin...

I give this 69/10

This game is not worth it. Now don't get me wrong, I understand the humor behind this developer's games. I own Gay World and President Trump The Way In Uganda. So, I'm not gonna review the theme, but the gameplay. It took about 5 minutes for the game to load. After that, the game was slow, but I managed to pull through. But then I found the enemies. The enemies look like The Rake, but they don't do anything. They can deal damage, but you can beat the game without killing them. Literally. They do not go towards you, like a normal enemy. All they do is just stand there. The only way to get damaged is to walk right infront of it. Oh yea, the game acts like it's a big deal that you have 99/100 health. You hear a heartbeat noise throughout the entire game. Now you can see why this isn't worth your money.

The sad part is that they charge you for this piece of garbage. I used my steam wallet money to buy this just to be presented with 3 crashes and 20 or so minutes of gameplay. Fuck this developer and fuck this piece of utter shit engine.

This is as bad as of game as you'll ever see on Steam made with the worlds worst game engine Game Guru. I gave it a 1% score using my own scoring system I use for all Steam games first impressions scores. But hey have a look for yourself and I dare you to want to buy this after seeing it yourself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n-bKBjTHbk&lc=z23qidywnuioezpm2acdp433wpejowlqlokl2b5ubkpw03c010c&spfreload=1

what the fuck

[b][quote][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_flip]Warning: GameGuru Asset Flip![/url][/quote][/b]Hot Mars 69 is a what Valve calls a "Fake Game". The "developer" bought the GameGuru first person shooter construction kit (no coding required, it's just a GUI!) and cobbled out a map or two using stock GameGuru assets... nothing in this game can really be called the creation of the developer, and yet they also failed to credit GameGuru or acknowlegde any of the GameGuru assets. They're trying (badly) to pass someone else's work as their own. It's just a bunch of random GameGuru assets dropped around a really lazy, stock textured GameGuru map template, with a bunch of GameGuru stock assets. This is more lazy Russian shovelware polluting Steam, from the racist homophobe, Nikita "Ghost_RUS", and features the typical lack of content, lazy, minimal implementation effort, and bad content. This asset flip is so badly done it's even using the default GameGuru launch screen and "options" ...

Basic run & gun. Short though. Really short. CONTROLS: I figured these out on my own. W A S D (Movement Keys) E to pick up items and to open doors. Hold down Left Shift with movement key to run. So holding down W and Left Shift will cause you to run forward. LMB to shoot. If you let the Martians get close enough to you they may attack you. Or not. They are rather stupid. If you can get this game for mere pennies, as I did, it's OK. Otherwise you may feel like you were ripped-off. Loading takes about a minute, maybe a little longer depending on your system. After recording this video I watched others on YouTube to confirm that I had in fact beaten the game. HERE'S A PLAY VIDEO OF MY FIRST RUN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kez5tnTd0I

its pretty good